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in case anyone missed this, it's brilliant. a particularly good nugget being
*However, an unimpressed Peter was overheard saying on the team bus;
”This not kind of lady flower I ask make for me. It look like something hippy parent force fair trade childs to wear to school and everyone laugh at him, the sissy French man promise me that lots of girls like it and let me sign their boobies after race. I originally ask him design exclusive range of sexy toy and lubricant but he say this not good for Peter and girl think I am not nice boy, so then I ask if he design my own mobile disco and jacuzzi for put behind team bus but he not return my phone call any more. This not professional-Andy Warhol is proper designer who like party and sexy music even if not like boob so he would have designed very kinky team bus for me relax in with my most special 100 girlfriend.”*