Go to meet some mates, maybe at a pub
Go for a ride with your mates, wear jeans if you want, they won't care
Go back to the pub
Go home
Honestly, if you can't get twatted on White Russians and do skids in front of cars because someone on the internet doesn't like it then it's a sorry state of affairs.
Hear Hear, it's ELF and Safety gone maaaad.