Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Woopsie, wrong quote.
Anyway, the Chupa Cup one...

A new leaf?
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Amazing...

ha ha, mentalist

^ I know, he didn't do a 2-1 water to rice, nor did he put a lid on the pan.......not to mention chucking half a fish in the bin!

I thought his rice was spot on.

I thought you boiled rice with the lid on and at the end there was no water left. Is that because I was raised on a hippy commune? Is there cultural differences at work here? Is it because we normally ate brown rice?

He stirred it though, urgh

He stirred it though, urgh

This.

That and the spoon tapping put me right on edge.

^^^ there's no water left because you've used 2-1 water to rice! BAM.

2 - 1 is too risky, the chance of scorching the rice is too high.

2.25 - 1, I was taught.

Lol! Memes!

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2.25 - 1, I was taught.

Me too, which is what it looks like the psychopath does as well, straining was unnecessary.

Lol! Memes!

It's "Sort-of memes", Horatio. Hot and dirty rice talk counts.

Get a rice cooker, wash the rice a couple of times then It's the magic 1:1 water to rice ratio. Boom, 25 minutes later and it's fluffy as fuck. N00bs without a rice cooker, best £12 I ever spent.

25 minutes though...

Madness...

tonslen pls

Nah, what you wanna do, right, is put it in a casserole dish - water ratio of 2.25:1 sounds about right, then put a stock cube and some saffron in, and put it in the oven

SQUARE casserole dish...
#science

naw, what it is is this right

washed basmati rice, pinch of salt
1.5 water quantity to 1 rice
bring to boil
stir once
put on lowest heat with lid on to simmer
ready when all water is absorbed/simmered 10 mins
leave for 5 mins

facking fluff it up and 'ave that

you ricicles