Food

i presently have about 4 kilos of shortribs 'marinading' in a dry rub in a tupperware box in the fridge waiting to be slow n low'd first thing saturday morning - will i kill anyone?

I am not sure that marinating has ever sent someone on a murdering spree, but your anger management is sometimes questionable.

AFAIK "I had ribs in a dry rub in my fridge" would not be legal defence for killing red light jumpers.