For Sale: codswallop ( Charlie Z Harris - crazygill85@hotmail.co.uk ) defrauding people

I hope he buys a hat that doesn't suit him

^ amazing

i hope he gets a missed call from a blocked number and thinks it could be important but will never know

I hope his GPS stops working halfway up a switchback, making it look like he climbed a 25% gradient hill, uses it to show off, and gets found out.

I hope his finger goes through the paper.

I hope his pile gets an abcess

i hope

I hope he gets followed around by security guards when he goes into high street shops.

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I hope he keeps getting ignored at the bar.

I hope he posts something that he thinks is really funny on an internet forum and keeps checking back for a reply, or a LOL or a rep, or just any sign that anyone out there has any interest in him and his joke at all.

But there is none.

So you misunderstand my comment, try to call me out on it then call me techy?

Goonz, is it possible your initial comment was as indecipherable as mine?

I wrote mine whilst shitting, maybe that had something to do with it's turgidity.

I hope he fumbles with his wallet in Tesco and the person behind the counter rolls their eyes at him.

I hope he posts something that he thinks is really funny on an internet forum and keeps checking back for a reply, or a LOL or a rep, or just any sign that anyone out there has any interest in him and his joke at all.

But there is none.

Lol etc

I hope he forgets to shake and has an embarrassing stain after he goes for a pee.

I hope he posts something that he thinks is really funny on an internet forum and keeps checking back for a reply, or a LOL or a rep, or just any sign that anyone out there has any interest in him and his joke at all.

But there is none.

Me too... We're talking about Mr Techy (sic), right?

I hope he runs out of space on his PC and the pirated version of Top Gun he downloads plays really slowly.

I hope he gets an awkward errection when Tom Cruise takes off his helmet.

I hope he looses all his teeth bar one and that one remaining tooth gives him terrible toothache for the rest of his life.

I hope he posts something that he thinks is really funny on an internet forum and keeps checking back for a reply, or a LOL or a rep, or just any sign that anyone out there has any interest in him and his joke at all.

But there is none.

Too far man.

I hope he kicks his ball into next doors garden and squashes some bedding plants, the neighbour then pops his ball with a garden fork and shouts 'i've told you what would happen you little cunt'

wow you are all way too evil ...
I hope to never get on your bad side.

I hope he fails to form an emotional bond with his own kids.

I hope he gets an awkward errection when Tom Cruise takes off his helmet.

Rep

I hope that when attempting to polish his shoes he discovers that the shoe polish has hardened and cracked into several unco-operative sections.

And that he never will discover the source of 'that funny smell'.

I hope he gets moths in his wardrobe and they eat part of his favourite gilet