Who is this forumenger?

re. the word construction, 'forumenger',

"Menger is not available in the general English dictionary and thesaurus"

hence you guys are creating some newness.. (which is much how we have ended up with the English we use today, per Melvyn Bragg's 'Adventure of English' book)

or have i got the wrong end of the stick?!

{confused, tired and dazed, dazzled}

Question is did Ming get hold of any part of his stick?