Foffa Bikes

Sergio Georgini

Do you lift your junk and blow from the front or bend over and blow from the back or some other way?

I find it really hard to get the full coverage I need with wall mounted blowers but them airjet ones you can just dangle in.

Both of the ways you described should be implemented, you need to give it all a good jiggle though and they don't have the cool air setting of a hair dryer so the full coverage issue is likely sweat, go for a brief hand dryer start, strutting around air dry/cool off section then rinse and repeat, but without the rinse. That just makes you wet again.

Not sure I agree with the sandles without socks but what's your point?

Forrins innit, look at them crazy plugs.

I bet that feels so good.

Jesus created NEMA connectors for a reason. To be used for connecting electronic devices, along with how feet, pounds, gallons, and miles as the basis for measurement. It's not our fault you european types have been led astray.

Also, America invented cars, electricity, pizza, the english language, and the oxford comma. Therefore however we do it is the correct way.

Forrins innit, look at them crazy plugs.

They're sockets, actually. :)

Jesus created NEMA connectors for a reason

That reason, presumably, being to kill Americans. It's a shockingly poor design.

That's why we have 110. At least they are sleek and aero, unlike those bricks UKers have to deal with.

I bet that feels so good.

Jesus created NEMA connectors for a reason. To be used for connecting electronic devices, along with how feet, pounds, gallons, and miles as the basis for measurement. It's not our fault you european types have been led astray.

Also, America invented cars, electricity, pizza, the english language, and the oxford comma. Therefore however we do it is the correct way.

You'd be surprised at the number of americans I deal with who think that giving cargo dimensions/weights in cm and lbs respectively is acceptable, at the same time as not giving any units, just to make things interesting.

They're sockets, actually. :)

Forrin knowledge.

Wait, did somebody write "shockingly bad design"?

That reason, presumably, being to kill Americans. It's a shockingly poor design.

Close enough, well done.

I always try to bring a spark of wit to my posts.

So many Fuff's in Olympic Park - TDF big screen bit today.

So very many! Outnumbering all else.

Popular.

If you are accusing me of using God's favorite units and electrical sockets, well, guilty as charged.

Saw a foffa in a mates shared house yesterday and whoever's bike it was had desperately tried to scratch all the foffa logos off.

Stealth Foffa. Was it painted in matt brown?

Could be a winner in the future.

Are you reading this Dani?

Also known as polishing a turd.

Foffa bikes should be sold with a large bottle of ACETONE

Foffa bikes should be sold with a large dose of HONESTY and reality.

Fixed.

Looks like Wiki deleted the Foffa entry

because it's not worth the fucking aggro?

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Well, I recently moved out of East London and feel like I can no longer ride my single-speed Foffa around without betraying that Shoreditch sense of cool.

So, take advantage of my misfortune - grow a beard, put on your skinniest jeans and ironic tshirt, thick framed glasses and take this baby out for a spin.

She's a series 3 Foffa Prima single speed that has treated me extremely well through several years of good use. It was custom built for me with a contrasting black/white design by none other than Dani Foffa himself. Cost £650 when new, am sadly now letting it go for a bargain price.

The steel frame is in a large size, so would suit somebody over 6'. Features white rims fatter than yo momma after a week long binge on pork pies, and a cushy soft Selle Italia saddle that will protect your junk even if your skinny jeans won't. If you want the ultimate hipster feel, you can flip the back wheel, put on a new cog and go fixie.

Rides as smooth as silk. Come get her.

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^ whoever wrote that has gone full belm.

Never go full Belm....