• This morning, pedalling down Clarence Avenue in Clapham.The road is fairly wide, fairly green, fairly empty. There is a grass verge at the side.

    On the verge was a man in his early thirties. He was wearing speedos, and a vest. There was either a towel or what may have been his trousers, about his ankles/on the floor. He was doing what was describable as something between a pretty unenthusiastic but very camp dance, a workout routine and a kind of ‘come on’ to the passing traffic (of which there was very little).

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