Football

Can't train a mindset though. They've finally crumbled.

If Brazil win this, I will get YNWA tattooed on my old boy and walk to work every day for a month in a Liverpool shirt

Has the ink dried on the Luiz transfer?

Just a massive bedwetting

No. No you don't. They've been asking for this since the group stages. Scraping results, relying on one player to make things happen and another to organise poor players around him. It's been mentioned by quite a few people before, but this is the poorest Brazil team in decades, possibly ever, and they've been lucky to get this far.

Yes but no one wants to see the host nation get humiliated like that

Juninho looks like he's just been told he's going back to fuckin Middlesbrough!

If Brazil win this, I will get YNWA tattooed on my old boy and walk to work every day for a month in a Liverpool shirt

Not worth the pixels it's written on

If Brazil win this, I will get YNWA tattooed on my old boy and walk to work every day for a month in a Liverpool shirt

One for the statisticians, has any team ever come back from 5-0 at half time?

juninho looks like he's just been told he's going back to fuckin middlesbrough!

lol

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/486597297824747520

power cut imminent, match abandoning..

#weartheshirt soon to be followed by #justgettheknobtat

German team talk at half time

"fucking calm it down lads we need to get back to the hotel alive"

Is Danny fucking Dyer now on Eastender?

The poor cunt...

Pwopa cunt you mean.

Yes but no one wants to see the host nation get humiliated like that

Not sure if serious.

Not worth the pixels it's written on

He's learnt his lesson... Or has he?

Cue 45mins of diving in the box now

German team talk at half time

"fucking calm it down lads we need to get back to the hotel alive"

By the looks of things so far, Scolari's asked Brazil to bag a hatful of penalties.

Cue 45mins of diving in the box now

Marcelo's defending?

ha! oscar you missed a sitter, just one goal to make a game of it

Very good. Doesn't take long does it?

Oh dear, they aren't going to get one back. Plenty of opportunities so far this half

Wow. Nothing is going Brazil's way tonight. Neuer was well rested from the first half though...