Football

Bored now. do a goal

Brazils only hope is to get enough players sent off that the match gets abandoned and they aren't as embarrassed as they're likely to be.

Even Ozil looks good!

(Too far)

Luiz to get sent off

He's dogshit and he's worth £50m apparently?!

Germany need to score a couple of own goals out of pity. The whole of Brazil will wish they never hosted. Keown said we'd see what Brazil are made of once they went 1-0 down. Here's the answer.

^^^ Still the shittest of the deutsch midfield 5.

Brazils only hope is to get enough players sent off that the match gets abandoned and they aren't as embarrassed as they're likely to be.

Unfortunately for them now, so far in this tournament they've been allowed to foul as they like without repercussion

puts salary on Brazil

O_o

You know the defence is shite when Klose can skip through defenders and keep control of the ball.

Luis as captain and fielding an oompah lumpah...was always gonna happen

He's dogshit and he's worth £50m apparently?!

Never worth 50 mil but liked him as a character at chelsea. too many mad moments shame as he moments of quality

Just got a cracking snapchat from my friend at the copa-cabana big screen. Such Atmosphere. wow. Very 5-0

hashtagsadface?

Marcelo looks a lot like he should be playing in the Strokes....

Five against Brazil faster then I could pack the bike.

Hey guys, just been in the pain cave, have I missed anything?

^^^think marcelo had a stroke

You do have to feel a little sorry for them

I just woke up and thought TV catch up was taking the piss...

You do have to feel a little sorry for them

Errr....why?

Deffo going to penalties...

You do have to feel a little sorry for them

No. No you don't. They've been asking for this since the group stages. Scraping results, relying on one player to make things happen and another to organise poor players around him. It's been mentioned by quite a few people before, but this is the poorest Brazil team in decades, possibly ever, and they've been lucky to get this far.

pens just for Jonny

Probably a pea roast by now but is that all the thanks you get for harbouring all those nazis?

Looks like a complete lack of coaching and preparation. Scolari is a massive fraud.