What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

PS I got undertaken on Brixton Road this morning by that bellend that rides around on the double Spok'd Foffa... WAC...

**Me: **Madam, have you considered cycle training?
**Her: **Whatever!

Snappy comeback...

She is a bellend.

and she has wooden dildo bars.

Is she the miserable one with the carradice bag?

double spok, a foffa and a carradice? Full house.

Only-Spok-in-Brixton-Village Syndrome... Seven years after the fact...

Terminal case...

She sounds a bellwipe

Think I've seen her actually, are they white spoks?