What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

Do u even Electric Avenue, bro?!?

dis.

PS I got undertaken on Brixton Road this morning by that bellend that rides around on the double Spok'd Foffa... WAC...

**Me: **Madam, have you considered cycle training?
**Her: **Whatever!

Snappy comeback...

She is a bellend.

and she has wooden dildo bars.

Is she the miserable one with the carradice bag?

double spok, a foffa and a carradice? Full house.

double spok, a foffa and a carradice? Full house.

Only-Spok-in-Brixton-Village Syndrome... Seven years after the fact...

Terminal case...

Are you sure you weren't riding passed a mirrored window.....

Good page!

PS I got undertaken on Brixton Road this morning by that bellend that rides around on the double Spok'd Foffa... WAC...

**Me: **Madam, have you considered cycle training?
**Her: **Whatever!

Snappy comeback...

She is a bellend.

and she has wooden dildo bars.

Is she the miserable one with the carradice bag?

double spok, a foffa and a carradice? Full house.

Only-Spok-in-Brixton-Village Syndrome... Seven years after the fact...

Terminal case...

She sounds a bellwipe

Think I've seen her actually, are they white spoks?

Yeah "seen her" hope you all get tested.

^ That's a great example of casual sexism.

A woman comes across as annoying, ergo it must be funny to imply that she's a prostitute or has a STD.

I don't think it was sexism, more likely due to the "foffa" element.

Well said Oliver.

^ That's a great example of casual sexism.

A woman comes across as annoying, ergo it must be funny to imply that she's a prostitute or has a STD.

I would have made the same post if it was a guy just with more assfucking. I feel men, women and those who identify with no gender or gender neutral have equal opportunity to get around but that getting around will eventually have them contract STDs.

Nice, better not miss a golden opportunity to be homophobic, too.

Nice, better not miss a golden opportunity to be homophobic, too.

What would you call it when a guy sleeps with another guy?

Gay men fuck eachother in the ass that's what happens when you both have the same junk, it's not a big secret or anything. It isn't even that taboo for hetrosexual couples to do?

Not all gayers are into bumming

Not all gayers are into bumming

Can't blame me if they have poor taste.

[QUOTE=TS;4324277]PS I got undertaken on Brixton Road this morning by that bellend that rides around on the double Spok'd Foffa... WAC...

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not seen her for a few days and randomly saw her on the way in this morning, I did think about making polite chit chat but in the end couldn't be arsed

Hi Clockwise.
Not sure if you're aware of the norms around here.
Here's a summary:
we swear. we say rude things.
HOWEVER.
We like heteros, homos, lesbos, and don't knows.
We don't like making comments about people's proclivity towards having lots of sex simply because we don't like the look of their twat bike.

Does anyone have a recommendation for handyman in the West Norwood area? Our garage door needs looked at.

Good page!

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...
She loves Brockley's UPWPM... LOVES IT!

Should I be scaredy to upwpm?

Über posh white people's market...

i like it.

/adjusts OE dictionary entry