Tour de France 2014

^ arf arf

half a billion euros!

London commuting isn't Contador's cup of tea. He wants this over.

Commentators don't even London.

There's always some pedantic curmudgeon amongst the bunch.....

"The East End has been renovated to its former glory"

Cue shots of the millennium dome, the dangleway and the limehouse cut. Such glory!

TV reception just died here, what's happening!?

aah man, who leaned?

CB natch

Fucking beef cake.

3rd for Renshaw.

Classic lead out train for Skittles. Sagan couldn't come close to tasting the rainbow, even being right in his slip.

Cav would've loved that :-(

Not sure Cav would have rivalled?

Classic lead out train for Skittles. Sagan couldn't come close to tasting the rainbow, even being right in his slip.

Is he even bothered? If I was him I'd let Kittel tow me to the line on every pure sprint stage and scoop up the points.

Is he even bothered? If I was him I'd let Kittel tow me to the line on every pure sprint stage and scoop up the points.

Interesting point, although I'm not convinced he's that savvy a tactitian yet. I think a few years ago he wanted to win everything, regardless of whether it suited him, just so he could get some of the limelight. Maybe he's actually growing up. Proof will be if he wheelies at all I guess!

Is he even bothered? If I was him I'd let Kittel tow me to the line on every pure sprint stage and scoop up the points.

Aye. Sagan didn't seem to compete for that finish, just lurked without risking anything.

Well that was excitement.

One foul swoop...There go all your KOM destroyed.

Fell swoop

damp squid?

Pedal stool?

Pedal stool?

I'd get that looked at if I were you.

cuntus interruptus?

has Schleck finished yet?

Yeah. 1' 05" down, apparently.