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• #951
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• #952
"socket parity" ...
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• #953
"mid-mainstream"
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• #954
I’m afraid not Landslide, this has taken a bit of a back seat for me due to other items in my workbasket.
At least he's answered the question of whether or not I should give any further consideration to his project.
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• #955
I had a meeting with Mr Workbasket today. He's just sent me this:
I’m happy to confirm forward trajectory output of meet, that being “coolbox” and mark forward to end Feb by which time we will understand forward path of [project] and initial output of [other project].
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• #956
coolbox ? Is that a thing at your job or just management wank ? If it's the later I actually can't infer what it's supposed to mean at all, which seems like a new low.
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• #957
I think it's some sort of "put it on ice" statement. I'm now having something of a crisis - does he really believe this management wank, or is he just an epic troll?
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• #958
It's not even just the 'coolbox' reference....
"I’m happy to confirm forward trajectory output of meet" - presumably that was a reply to a question something along the lines of "did we decide what to do next in the meeting?"
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• #959
tell him he is a cock. because he is a cock.
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• #960
I'm going to check the status of our iceblocks, and roll up the picnic blanket until we know what the weather forecast is.
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• #961
Holy crap, that sentence is communication catastrophe!
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• #962
just reply all with: "is this a real sentence?" works every time
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• #963
'pain points'
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• #964
since when did calling everyone on an email dist list 'gents' become a thing?! My manager does it and it has spread like wildfire - fucking stop it!!!
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• #965
Hinterland
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• #966
since when did calling everyone on an email dist list 'gents' become a thing?! My manager does it and it has spread like wildfire - fucking stop it!!!
Mine does this and adds 'evening', even when he's emailing in the morning.
Stahp!
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• #967
Street food.
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• #968
Roadcraft
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• #969
Sorry Josh but until someone comes up with something sexier and more correct than 'cycle training' it stands.
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• #970
WTF are you doing on that website? Haven't you heard of pornhub?
^this eventually leads to:
solutioning
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• #971
Just overheard this now rather antiquated combination at the water cooler:
"I just don't think its a value-add"
"No, but going forward...."I thought it was some sort of in-joke but they were dead serious.
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• #972
"No, but going forward...."
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• #973
Drone A to Likewise B, referring to Ruthless C and Hopeless D, neither of whom were present - 'I'll contact them so we can triangulate our thinking'.
'Getting other opinions' it used to be called, but it's just not flamboyant enough to cut it nowadays.
He also used 'blue-sky thinking' and 'game-changer' in quick succession. He lives in Berkshire, where he's idolised for such things.
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• #974
Obviously, he should have spoken of quadrangulating their thinking. What a slip-up.
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• #975
Likewise B wasn't part of the A, C and D discussion Drone A was planning, so I think you'l find the Home Counties win this one.