Foffa Bikes

Carpeted bathrooms.

shudders

Right up there with carpeted kitchens.

One of many disgusting British habits.

Can't think which is the lesser of two evils with those two.

Never saw a carpeted kitchen though.

Does anyone really use a bath mat as a towel??

Only the truly desperate.

i've used a dry flannel as a towel. predictably ineffective.

I use a towelling robe.

In my head I've just got an image of using a dirty, damp, heavy bath mat laced in pubes and toe nails as a towel. Its disgusting.

80% of the country.
England, you're welcome to it.

I like to squeegee myself off then use a hair dryer, negating towel use all together, obviously if I use a public showering facility I dry my balls with the hand dryers.

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I like to squeegee myself off then use a hair dryer, negating towel use all together, obviously if I use a public showering facility I dry my balls with the hand dryers.

Do you lift your junk and blow from the front or bend over and blow from the back or some other way?

I find it really hard to get the full coverage I need with wall mounted blowers but them airjet ones you can just dangle in.

Both of the ways you described should be implemented, you need to give it all a good jiggle though and they don't have the cool air setting of a hair dryer so the full coverage issue is likely sweat, go for a brief hand dryer start, strutting around air dry/cool off section then rinse and repeat, but without the rinse. That just makes you wet again.

I use talc.

I use talc.

This bloke uses talc well funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9422L-x1c&list=TLDM-MxJbehBM7bBj1NWbdy_-0qzlSBw4Q
-MxJbehBM7bBj1NWbdy_-0qzlSBw4Q&v=rW9422L-x1c

All of those wasted mouse clicks unreverting reverts looks like it will go for naught. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Foffa_Bikes

I, for one, am sad about this.

Blimey so they're going to delete the whole thing?

Don't you find after a shower or two your towels soften up anyway?

You just gotta work for it...

Blimey so they're going to delete the whole thing?

Yep, and there I was so proud of my nascent responsible Wikipedianship. Oh well, back to correcting s/colour/color/g and changing the US Secretary of Defense to Tim Howard.

And writing "R G Harris's mum has a stinky foof" as a bold heading in the article of the day.

I put them back in the wash after 2 baths, maybe 3 tops.

Swag

I know right, but I always got so much washing to do.

That's the life of a G, I guess