For Sale: codswallop ( Charlie Z Harris - crazygill85@hotmail.co.uk ) defrauding people

Does he listen to it on a cd walkman?

I know Snotz but think what they have to plough through! It's our tax dollar just flying down the drain.

*Misuse of resources.

The fuzz might enjoy the light relief, they've got as much right to have a few laughs during their working day as anyone else. Tho tbf the OP will probably be giving them the biggest lolz out of everything.

Hopefully Bov. If I was plod I'd want to have a look at this guy just for the giggles.

Well, one of them is already on here so the chances that the other one is investigating this is pretty slim.

The other one looks like he's busy right now.

The Laughing Policeman HD - YouTube

They'll probably end up spending all day "investigating" the foffa thread.

How have I only just seen this? Can everyone imagine I made one or two nob jokes and a sub hatbread pun every page or so please?

I think I may have been branded as sexist for making a "your mum" joke. Childish humour is risky business in these parts.

My mum?

Not your mum. God, what a hideous thought.

Tru dat.

I think I may have been branded as sexist for making a "your mum" joke. Childish humour is risky business in these parts.

no i said you were the sexi*e*st... everyone loves an edgy comedian. look at frankie boyle

<3

Re: dinlo, it's a word deeply embedded down here in the Portsmouth & Southsea area. Part of everyday vocab. Sometimes simply shortened down to "din" or a bit "dinnie". Interesting about a potential Romany origin. We also really enjoy the world "squinny" down here. Anyway, this thread has been truly awesome. Good luck to everyone and I look forward to seeing the outcome.

I remember sitting in the intercash stand as a kid being really impressed with some of the language being thrown at the away teams.

I think I may have been branded as sexist for making a "your mum" joke. Childish humour is risky business in these parts.

..youre mum is sexist! OH!

''dinny'' also stems from ''dinlo''

see also ''diddycoy"

look at frankie boyle

<3

I do, often, in a private browser window

you're thinking of Susan Boyle

always

Fark, this thread is gold. Charlie should get mitigating on a account of it.

#susanalbumparty

Beat me to it!

I beat to it.

Beat me to it!

what's the safeword?