Tour de France 2014

I've got a really stupid plan. I've got a Samaritans shift until 03:00 on Saturday morning. I'm going to drive straight to Buttertubs when it finishes, get as close as I can, ditch the car on an unclosed road and then fight my way through the inevitable throng at 07:00 and then promptly pass out until the peleton comes past.

There's space for one more in my car if you want to come.

Sounds like a Hunter S Thompson plan!

Brilliant that you're not blobbing on your Samaritans shift - you are a good un! If I see you, you get pie.