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  • I've got a really stupid plan. I've got a Samaritans shift until 03:00 on Saturday morning. I'm going to drive straight to Buttertubs when it finishes, get as close as I can, ditch the car on an unclosed road and then fight my way through the inevitable throng at 07:00 and then promptly pass out until the peleton comes past.

    There's space for one more in my car if you want to come.

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