Foffa Bikes

Top cause of Morgellons Disease.

...which is one of those diseases that can only be cured by colloidal silver, crystals, and staying away from all chemtrails.

am I right in assuming that the original article was published by Tyson Sadlo and Dani Foffa or under their specific instruction with their full editorial direction and control?

Yes

Am I wrong to assume that this is wholeheartedly against the principles of Wikimedia/Wikipedia?

I don't think it's prohibited for the subject of an article to prompt its creation, but they have to butt out after that.

WP:COI just means you need to declare a personal interest in an article. It usually means your contributions will be scrutinised a little more closely.

WP:NOTABILITY means, or at least used to mean, that pointless articles like the foffa one would be deleted for not being worthy of inclusion.

Putting the article to AfD would be a small mercy for all of us...

there is no way foffa is a notable builder of bikes, so let's get it deleted whoever knows how.

unfortunately that will leave this thread as the major online source of information on the brand... whoops

I wash my clothes in the Thames once every 3 years

...which is one of those diseases that can only be cured by colloidal silver, crystals, and staying away from all chemtrails.

Power Balance, when worn 24/7, is the only way to make sure that they won't come back.

Top cause of Morgellons Disease.

a price worth paying if the alternative is stiff, rough towels

there is no way foffa is a notable builder of bikes

True, but his efforts at flogging bikes built by other people are notable, if only as a warning from history.

a price worth paying if the alternative is stiff, rough towels

Not true.
Stiff, rough towels soak up the water more efficiently and have better perfume retention than a limp, soft towel.

why wash towels? you use them when you are at your cleanest, ergo they never get dirty.

/trollaundry

80% of people use their bath mats as towels.
Unless you mop your bathroom floor more than once a month (or hoover if it's carpeted) then it's going to get dirty.

And the other 20% use a towel as their bath mat

I always towel my balls on most things when I visit someone's house.

And the other 20% use a towel as their bath mat

Exactly.

Towels, sheets and toothbrushes are what I call 'annuals'.

You wash them once a year? Keen.

When I was a teenager I had a bunch of stiff, rough, towels scattered around my room. I must not have used enough fabric softener.

Yes

I don't think it's prohibited for the subject of an article to prompt its creation, but they have to butt out after that.

Got it now, Thank you MDCC, I was just finding the references to the banning of Dani Foffa from posting to wiki a tad confusing.

All gone now - nothing to see here

Towels ? Softener?? Rough??? Smooth ????
Chem Trails ........................ WTF?

Towels, sheets and toothbrushes are what I call 'annuals'.

Château Mouton Rothschild is what I call 'mouthwash'.

I consider IZAL toilet paper to be a luxury,i cannot live without

80% of people use their bath mats as towels.
Unless you mop your bathroom floor more than once a month (or hoover if it's carpeted) then it's going to get dirty.

Carpet on the bathroom floor? That's terrifyingly unhygienic...

Carpet on the bathroom floor? That's terrifyingly unhygienic...

It was the 80's.
Sinclair C5's, Rubix Cubes and carpeted bathrooms.
It was a decadent time.