'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

Yeah Discovery Turbo's doing a whole season on Leicester at the moment, I heard a bunch of lads on the bus last night talking about Leicester, Rachel Khoo did a show about the cuisine in Leicester on Good Food HD, every question on the last Newsnight was about Leicester, I'm like, stop it! Leicester is not the centre of the earth!

My Khooklaxon™ must need calibrating as I was not alerted.