Football

He's played for United and Juventus. He'll have learnt every trick in the book. He'll fit in perfectly.

french look more likely to get a second though

I'd rather have Rodriguez or Cuadrado.

I'm not sure how he'd fit in either...
#leaveittotheboss

Sell Oscar to PSG?

opens kitchen cupboard, stares at bottle of Domestos

He'd just be a really, really expensive Mikel.

That's what TSO would turn him into... Mikel's been a much better player for Nigeria than he is at Chelsea... He looks so much more confident in that green shirt...

Lovely goal...

Thought that was a class finish from Griezmann, but actually it was some ex-Everton class. Sad way to go, but Nigeria haven't impressed me a lot.

Own goal!

In other news... Now that Suarez has owned up you Kopites can wave goodbye to him...
#lastyearwasyouryear

Isn't he going to Kosovo for 4 month FIFA asylum?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/29/everton-line-up-move-for-manchester-united-misfit-tom-cleverley-4780603/

Snigger!

Oh boy...

They're after Ashley Young as well...

Oh please let that happen... He played well under Martinez at Wigan. Sods law he'll turn up for Everton...

Young however will be shit wherever he goes...

Pisti is cursed... Milner next...

...or Suarez on loan.

an apology from chewy Luis.

Liverpool have paid £26m for Lallana...

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So a bit more than Henderson and a bit more than Downing, yet equally as shit!

#helmets

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/29/everton-line-up-move-for-manchester-united-misfit-tom-cleverley-4780603/

Snigger!

Oh do keep up FFS, I called this ages ago

#nothingtobeproudof

#cleverlyisdogshit

Dog shit like Barry or dog shit like Phil Neville?

If Algeria knock out Germany will the next round be France vs France?

Algeria have got to make these changes stick... You know Germany are gonna tear them apart given half a chance...
#cornypost

Dog shit like Barry or dog shit like Phil Neville?

Phil Neville and Jeff Hendrick