'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

no, but you could see all these at cropredy:

Thursday 7 August

• The Waterboys
  
• Steve Hackett - Genesis Extended
  
• Capercaillie
  
• Joe Broughton's Conservatoire Folk Ensemble
  

• Fairport Acoustic Convention
  Friday 8 August

• The Australian Pink Floyd Show

• Chas & Dave

• The Wonder Stuff

• The Travelling Band

• Churchfitters

• Ben Folke Thomas

• Edwina Hayes

• Deborah Rose

• BBC Radio 2 Young Folk Musicians of the Year
  Saturday 9 August

• Fairport Convention

• Al Stewart

• Marillion

• Cara Dillon

• Treetop Flyers

• Reg Meuross

• Blackbeard's Tea Party

• Richard Digance