Football

Hard to believe Forlan's still playing...

'Trying' to play

Yeah, still shit...

Any way, Lallana for £25m??!?

#snigger

Or maybe that was just when he was in a United shirt... He was their Torres for a while...

But he's got a World Cup pedigree now, that's gotta be worth an extra £20m...

In the real world he's worth about £5m, he's a slightly better Stephen Ireland

Feel bad for Jay Rodriguez, if he wasn't crocked he'd be a £20m player by now too.

Hahahaha! Would he fuck

He would for Liverpool

Apparently Liverpool won't sell a player who's losing personal sponsorship deals because of his antics for less than £80m.

Deluded or?

You mean a player that missed the first 6 games of the season and still finished top scorer? Would you really let him go on the cheap if you could avoid it? He'd possibly have got 40 for a full season.

Seems he occasionally looses his head when he's losing. I reckon he'd shoot his GrandMa to avoid the defeat. Remember Ghana?

I think I'm all footballed out for today, not sure I can manage this game...

Thought this. Cannot look away.

Goal of the tournament so far for me. Pick that bugger out.

Oh look, him again. 2-0.

. I reckon he'd shoot his GrandMa to avoid the defeat.

And some cunts would still defend him

wwo, who does James Rodriguez play for?

That season in the French league has paid off for Cavani then?!

Doesn't seem to have hurt James Rodriguez much

Go on Uruguay....fuck off!

wwo, who does James Rodriguez play for?

Burnley, that's how they got out of the Championship

wwo, who does James Rodriguez play for?

Chelsea....this time next week

I've already heard that rumour...

£40m...

Every transfer now a days is a minimum of 25-30 million, it's gone a bit mad!

Gimenez should get a four month ban for that haircut...

Every transfer now a days is a minimum of 25-30 million, it's gone a bit mad!

Unless you're Joe Cole

Leave it, he's better than Messi...

And what a bellend Chiellini is. Protests like a pussy on the pitch instead of punching Suarez. Makes a statement that Suarez was punished too much only for Suarez to continue the farce saying he was tripped.

LS does the slimy bite to wind up the opponent in the hope their reaction gets them sent off and concession of a pen. Chiellini was right not to bite (e.t.p).