'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

Everything is noise, son. Even this, that, you and me.

Instead of being proud of his wife, switching instruments and hyping the crowd? Then he'd just be a guilty Cliff Richard reliving an invention.

Cliff Richard

And there's another difference between Wimbledon and Glastonbury: At Wimbledon, you can feel genuinely aggrieved when some dire cunt gets up to sing.

I genuinely have no fucking idea of any arcade fire music. The grauniad banged on about them once years ago in the little comic book thing and I just went 'gaaaah'

I went to Glasto once. Tonka sound were in the travellers site. Had fun. Bet the crusties don't get in free no more.

Afterwards I just thought 'never again'.

Glad this thread is full of grumpy old gits who really wish they were knocking off some hot posh chicks in wellies.

Can't believe I started this thread.

Reminds me of the time I said snowboarding's for cunts. Only better.

Knocking off some hot posh chick in wellies

1. Skully
   
2. mashton
   3.
   

All this 'modern stuff'.... I remember Glastonbury before the festival and them hippies, couldn't even get a cup of tea on a clubrun,.... now look at it, all pavement coffee shops and trendy prats... (moan over)

Lolz (genuwine tears rolling) at Mashton making listy.

Hangover tears...

Hangover shag in wellies.

Is this doing cybersex? Kinky.

Shit, I just splaffed.

Sorry.

Knocking off some hot posh chick in wellies

1. Skully
   
2. mashton
   3.
   
   
   

who's driving ?

list for those possibly in but keeping one eye on the weather

1. dicki
   

May brave the:

Fuck Arcade Fire!
Chas and Dave headlining -Awesome on Acid
rabbitrabbitrabbit

Park stage has hosted some of the most amazing live sets I've seen, however now that its finally recorded by the beeb there is absolutely no reason to endure the rest of the cunts at glasto

I genuinely have no fucking idea of any arcade fire music. The grauniad banged on about them once years ago in the little comic book thing and I just went 'gaaaah'

I went to Glasto once. Tonka sound were in the travellers site. Had fun. Bet the crusties don't get in free no more.

Afterwards I just thought 'never again'.

Glad this thread is full of grumpy old gits who really wish they were knocking off some hot posh chicks in wellies.

ha!
was 90 old boy. enjoying it much more on the telly (took me twenty minutes to work out how to turn it on) clean, pished, clean bed nearby

metallica can gtfo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

grace dents take
"not one beat has been actually hit by the clapping crowd at the back of Metallica's stage. pigeons have more rhythm. pigeons."

lulz

live streaming if you know how that works will get variety

Yeah, fuck me they're shit

rather be tripping in a sauna than watching in this crowd

Can this Jake Bugg fella actually sing??

can he fuck
the plaited guy is about the best
wait- its a led zep moment! ah fuck it ended again....................

May brave the:

Fuck Arcade Fire!
Chas and Dave headlining -Awesome on Acid
rabbitrabbitrabbit

I did the Dr Bike there today....Southwark Council

Saw Metallica at Reading ~ '97

They were so loud there was no point trying to see anyone else on another stage/tent/planet.

Is it just me or do the crowd at Glastonbury look bemused with Metallica.