• Reason to jump red lights:
    No-one around to see
    Too Drunk
    A bit Tired
    Slightly Late
    Fixie Skidda Alleycat points
    For the Lulz
    Hill Start
    Being a badass
    Out of embarrassment
    You're just about to get a Strava KOM
    Trying to copy the person trackstanding and failing badly
    Colourblind
    Need a poo
    Cannot trackstand
    Looks like a bad crowd in the ASL
    Tax Reasons
    Ped pushed crossing button when there wasn't a cyclist/vehicle within sight
    You are turning left (because you can do this in the US of freakin' A so it must be OK)
    You have a flamethrower strapped to your bike which is legal in the US and you can torch anything that gets in your way
    Everyone else is doing it
    You really need that poo
    You did a poo
    The light isn't particularly tall, about waist height, and you fancy the athletic challenge.
    Touching cloth.
    Because existential crisis

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