This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Could be the burd I pinched on the arse on London Bridge the other week who RLJ'd everything and didn't like my action while calling her out.
As for the pavement debate^ sure the pavement was empty but doesn't it just make you and then in the minds of all who witness it, assume that all of us are cunts, such that it can wheeled out in every argument.

Wow, worried about being labeled a cunt. Acts like an even bigger cunt! Pick a direction, any direction. Now pick yourself up from that seat, and off you fuck towards it you slimy shit nugget.

Today I got the tube. Someone threw themselves in front of a train and a result it took me 1 hour and 40 minutes to get to work.

It takes me 40 minutes to cycle.

I will not get the tube again.

which is more than can be said for the poor soul who threw themselves in front of the train. but your ordeal sounds just as awful.

well.. they will also not be getting the tube again.

Didn't think they let bikes on the tube.

They do for certain sections. jfgi

which is more than can be said for the poor soul who threw themselves in front of the train. but your ordeal sounds just as awful.

Their ordeal was definitely over a lot quicker than mine

It took them every day of their life to get to the point where they threw themselves in front of that train. Its always too soon to make light of suicide.

walked along canal and parks for 10 miles to and back from Lidl in tottenham shop centre. during the walk, the smell of freshly mowed grass, the rainbowy sky in sunset, beautifully singing birds and aromas of bbq coming from local pubs made me feel really happy.

Anyone know if cabbies have a little pee box so they can go without leaving the cab?
I think one emptied one (or at least a pee box-sized receptacle containing a suspicious yellow liquid) within inches of splashing me as I was passing this morning ...
Gross

Forgot to put my helmet on this morning and only noticed when I saw my reflection in a window (checking my steez, yo).

Also got lost, somehow.

Anyone know if cabbies have a little pee box so they can go without leaving the cab?
I think one emptied one (or at least a pee box-sized receptacle containing a suspicious yellow liquid) within inches of splashing me as I was passing this morning ...
Gross

Seen one pull up to a bin and chuck a big evian bottle full of piss into it. Nothing as advanced as a box as far as I'm aware.

An evain bottle ? That's living on the edge, unless he has a funnel.

or a micro penis.

Coke bottles full of piss are the second most prevalent item strewn around this previously lovely country's lanes, after shitty nappies in Tesco bags.

Where do those little gas cartridges that the kids are huffing come?

11th, pushed out of the top ten by this week's mover and shaker cigarette buts.

Haaaa.

Coke bottles full of piss are the second most prevalent item strewn around this previously lovely country's lanes, after shitty nappies in Tesco bags.

Cabbies got problems.

Coke bottles full of piss are the second most prevalent item strewn around this previously lovely country's lanes, after shitty nappies in Tesco bags.

Where do those little gas cartridges that the kids are huffing come?

I think you'll find that they are all discarded in the same amounts - The jenkem epidemic never actually went away.

Anyone know if cabbies have a little pee box so they can go without leaving the cab?
I think one emptied one (or at least a pee box-sized receptacle containing a suspicious yellow liquid) within inches of splashing me as I was passing this morning ...
Gross

Cabbies are allowed to piss in drains at Smithfield. They open both doors (old cabs with the passenger doors that open backwards are better for this) to create a kind of cubicle, and then try not to piss on their docksiders.
/trufax

11th, pushed out of the top ten by this week's mover and shaker cigarette buts.

I'm starting to get very annoyed at seeing cyclists' CO2 canisters littering the streets. It's as if not all cyclists are yoghurt weaving environmentals. Who knew?

I think you'll find that they are all discarded in the same amounts - The jenkem epidemic never actually went away.

And I thought I'd heard about every internet 'hobby'.

I'm starting to get very annoyed at seeing cyclists' CO2 canisters littering the streets. It's as if not all cyclists are yoghurt weaving environmentals. Who knew?

CO2 carts? You sure they're not NOS?

If so, I blame the triathletes.

When you start with the CO2, you cant stop. Every time you stop for more than a few hours you have to use another cause theyve leaked out due to some magnet nonsense i think i heard from 6pt or tester... like a drug. you need to break the cycle with real air else you slide into always needing the easy fix... quick fix... happy fix.

moar cannisters....