Quotes from The Simpsons

I'm going to get your lucky charms!

But yes, classic.

Marge, it's 3 a.m.! Shouldn't you be baking?

There's no escape from the fortress of the Mole!
Except that.

All our founding fathers, astronauts and world series leaders, have been either drunk or on cocaine.

I live in a single room, above a bowling alley. And below another bowling alley.

I permanently lost my sense of taste and smell.

Waif: "You can't treat the working man this way! One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!"

First thing tomorrow I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.

"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time"

Homer: "CRAP ON A CRUD! THEY'RE MILKING RATS!"

Mayor Quimby: "Rats? I am outraged! You promised me dog or higher!"

Lou: "Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways?"

Wiggum: "Ha, sure, whatever you want birthday boy."

Wiggum "Oh right, the gas..."

Wiggum: "suspect is hatless, I repeat hatless!"

Wiggum: "They only come out at night. Or in this case, uh, the day time"

OH MY GOD, IT JUST DISAPPEARED! IT'S A GHOST CAR! - YouTube

Marge: Homie, did you close the gate?
Homer: Yes. (Gate thumps loudly) Oh, you mean tonight.

"Mr. Simpson there's no easy way to say this, were going to have to saw your arms off."
"Awww, but they'll grow back right?"
"Oh...yeah."
"Wait a minute, Homer Are you just holding on to the can."
"Your point being...?"

"Thou knowst nothing, Homer Simpson!"

'I need seventeen dollars for a push broom rebristling'