For Sale: NEW Clearout. For sellz and freecycle.

Yuh yuh! That time of the year again where I reach for a toothbrush and end up with a skewer in hand. It can do the job just as well, but I only eat grease on Thursdays.
Here goes. >>>>>>>>All images can be found right here in this link.<<<<<<<<<<

• Chain tensioner for rear hanger. - I've left the single speed mtb brigade. I'm all grown up now. Beat up but never failed me. £5

• Truvativ Stylo DS crank. 175mm. Does stuff like be used as an impromptu hammer. £Free

• Bike coat hanger - Does what it says. Please use appropriate wall plugs. My neighbour now won't stop peeping through the hole. £5

• Leechi Levers - Not a flat enough tansition, and I'm lazy to move things around. They're basically dead to me. £Beer

• SunRace Single speed converter. Worked bloody well. Was a pain to remove so I gouged the alloy a bit on the rear spacer. £5 or Beer

• x2 Rapid Rob Knobblies, 26x2.1 - Who is fucking Rob, and why can't he just slow down? £5 or £beer.

• Panaracer Mach SS 26x1.95. Seriously fresh. Look at that frikking tread. £5

• Bontrager LT Plus, 26x1.75. Still hairy, 'nuff said. £5

• Nitto B260AA 25.4 48cm. Look them up on Google them and you'll find Apollo rocking them like a badman n tingz. What I paid for them. £SOLD

• Rear rack. Live that rack 'em n Stack 'em kinda life. The Radavist, tattoos, whiskey, one with nature etc etc. £Free/Beer

• Brooks B17?. No idea if it's a B17. It's proper cushty if you have an opulent buttock. I myself cannot enjoy such saddled pleasures with my waif like derriere. Comes with rub juice! £SOLD

• Tiagra 4650, 50-34, 175mm, 110bcd, spanking new BB included. I reckon Dagenham in the 70's was prettier than these things, but hey ho, they make you go fast. Slight heel rub drive side. £20

• Turbo in brown! I spoke to a french guy once. He told me it was special. Therefore it must be true... beater status ALPHA! It's been with me for quite a while. £SOLD

• Novatec FR Hub. 28h. Perpetual motion machine. Spins on it's own at night! I'm not weighing it. Sod off. £5

• Hope Mono 203mm Rotor. Created in a secret R&D department to stop Batman's car. Was too powerful even for him. £10

• Shimano BR-M775. I really wanted to mate some of these to some 4Pot calipers with the ^^^ rotors, but an anonymous letter of threat about possible Spacetime disturbances stopped me. Clean £15

• Bengal Rear Brake unit. Awful Hulk green colour. I painted them black. Still horrible to look at but stop quite well. Comes with most low/mid range Cannondales. £5/Beer

• Vittoria Diamante Pro, I went so fast on these once, my hat flew off. The kicker was I was stopped at traffic lights. That's how fast they are. £SOLD

• Easton EA50, 25.4, 48cm - The real fixeh skidders bars. None of this backsweep siliness. They make you suffer goooood. £SOLD

• SP Riva saddle. Moulded foam. A tiny bit coming off, doesn't effect how it runs. It was made with science and rulers! Therefore, it's better then yoours, damn right! £Broken

• Mavic CXP14/22? - I don't know! What do you want from me... £Free

• Aeroblade forks. 1 1/8th. 220mm Steerer. I put these on top of the kitchen cupboard for storage, now I need a new wall. indestructible. £Free

• Kona Bars. 25.4. 680mm. You will feel the excess of the 90's through these. You will anodize your cutlery on principle. £SOLD

• Seatpost, black, 27.2. 230mm. Errr.... £SOLD

• USE post. Not quite yet....

• Flite megasaddlez of speed and joy. Zeus himself was the test subject for this champion among seats. It was during a phase when big Z just couldn't hunt titans on lightning bolts anymore. £SOLD

• Shimano LX pedals with Leather single straps and metal cages. For the suave casual stroller. No skidding here yeah. Witness the Slickness. £SOLD

• SRAM x7 Short cage Mech. The jockey wheels on this would have had better use as ninja stars. Seriously. Supplied with some I think can fit. £VANISHED

• Ringadingding mofo! Some seller gave them to me when he was late with delivery. So strange. £free

• Shimano 5800 105 pedals. Screw. Road. Shoes. yeah that's right. I said it. They are nought but torture devices of fear and impracticality. They were simply designed to smash your giblets on the TT. Fuck 'em. under 50mile use. £NOTFORSALE

• FSA stem 110mm, 31.8mm 6+/-. For those that have been having that stem debate for 4 pages. You know who you all are. £5

• x2 160mm Avid Rotors. I'm now a big boy. I only use 160mm floating ones......£SOLD

• Concor saddle. This is actually very close to my heart. It's been with me since my first foray into fixed. Many miles we spent together. I'm only going to give it to someone I like. £Tell me a joke.

• Seat clamp. Can you smell the retro? £Beer

• LX Canti shoes. Dispose of your bells ladies and germs. 80db of Pure sonic terror. Quality shimano shoes with diabolically bad pads fitted. Yours if you can find the pads to fit! £Beer.

• Alloy Pedals. Here's a right doozy. These, actually came with [THIS] abomination(http://www.roadbikereview.com/cat/latest-bikes/fixie-bike/eddy-merckx/umx-s/prd_503328_6766crx.aspx). Missing 1 axle nut. very good pedals ironically enough. Fix them, have them. £Free

• Sora FC3300, 8sp Triple. 170mm. Was intending to fit this to the tank. The tank didn't agree. The tank does as it wants. The Tank has no master. Comes with BB, which is a UN54 in 113mm. Very good condition actually. £20

• Cassette for above. 8speed, 12-25. I used bacteria to clean this biz yeah. £8

• Sunrace 8sp chain. Be unique, be you, be the future. Buy Sunrace! £5 or free with above stuff.

• Tiagra 8sp RD. Long cage. Weathered, but really in great condition. Look at jockey wheels and behold the engineering marvel! £5.

• Sora Triple FD. Band on. 31.8. Frankly, I reckon we could pit this against the latest gen SRAM stuff and this will shift better. Screw you if you don't agree. £SOLD

• SR suntor Lockout button. Who the hell knew SR did lockout on their shocks. Saying that however, there's probably a great reason this is not attached to the bike.
  £Free

• Mavic Roadie shoes. Feel your inner roadie stand tall with thighs of thunder as mere mortals behold you and your mighty white Mavic Ergofit Energyrace 2D shoes....
  Power, synergy, Ocean crush, shaven balls, harmoniousity.....
  Size 7. you know you want them. Some scuffs, still usable. With cleats. £20

• mavic Rush 7. The pointless sticker inside still hasn't worn on through. I think these are the best entry level MTB shoes, I've actually got another set in 8's but I made a mistake and bought 7's which don't fit quite as well. I'd say around 100miles on them. £NOTFORSALE

Pick up from Camden after 9pm, or Central weekdays daytime. I'm a seriously serious adult with a beard now, and therefore can't deliver. Want to argue prices? Ask Jeez to join the conversation. I'll send crap, but only if you whisper sweet somethings in my ear.

Dibs>PM>Tea

Pm re

• Cannondale Stem - 90mm, 31.8, 5+/-. £Beer
  Cycle computer
  

dibs

• x2 Continental Ultrasport 23c, they do magic like make you go fast, they don't do magic like repel street objects. £5

• Izumi Supertoughness. FK this F**G chain. I don't play well with these or any Izumi chain. £10

pm coming

I'll take the:

• Michelin Speedium - Use at your own risk. I still wake up from nightmares with skids from when I skidded this in wet
  
  

Second dibs on:

• x2 Continental Ultrasport 23c, they do magic like make you go fast, they don't do magic like repel street objects. £5
  

Is the izumi new or used? Might take it if the other guy won't.

• Izumi Supertoughness. FK this F**G chain. I don't play well with these or any Izumi chain. £10
  
  

2nd - 3rd dibs?

pmed

Calling dibs on the bullhorns and what I think is the penis-stem. PM inc.

PM's fired off.

2nd dibs on bullhorns

fuck been after one of these chains.

Im bidding up, £15 for the IZUMI ;-)

And the risers defo.

Maybe other bits need to have a think. Probably all of your 26" tyres.

Dib things. Will collect on SAT at camden. pm'ed.
#2 dibs VeloSolo bars in silver 40cm, scratched but perfectly functional. Has mad dope colour pencil bar ends. Be cool. £5

• SunRace Single speed converter. Worked bloody well. Was a pain to remove so I gouged the alloy a bit on the rear spacer. £5 or £Beer
  
  

im second.

PM sent

Izumi and Bullhorns, {n++}th dibs.

2nd round PM's fired off. Thanks Adscan, pleasure to meet you.

Chain and tyres gone. Thanks AE86.

Further update with stuff gone/added etc etc.

Bullhorns and stem recieved. Cheers!

Items taken away and added.

Raceblades added, stuff taken away.

Prices dropped on chainset and stems.

• All City track Sprocket 1/8", 15t. Destroyed my knees. Use on track only please. Machined, none of this pressed peasent stuff. Really wanted to swap it, but they're not exactly common. £5
  

PM sent

^^Replied.

Added some excitement inducing chainring bolts....

Dibs and PM'ed on the Truvativ Stylo Stem

Solds and Drops!

Bump n Drops.

I now want a new groupset. Buy this stuff so I can splurge more money.