• Because this year I said I wouldn't prioritise riding my bike over my flaky, last-minute rescheduling friends (so-called) I am, yet again, OUT.

    Gutted.

    But, but, but, I thought we were your friends.

    Sorry guys, going to queue for the tennis early Thursday morning :(

    Finally IKEA has been topped. Fucking tennis? Faffy little game played by proper wankers. DTM

    It would be rude not to...

    That's more like it.

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