For Sale: Trevor Jarvis Lo Pro 531R

As the official representative of the Morally Outraged Crew (Straw Clutching Division), I'll be sure to raise your concerns at the next monthly local chapter committee meeting.

We'll also be knitting yurts made from muesli and papier maché made from pages of the Guardian and tears of middle class guilt.

Just because we ride bicycles doesn't mean we all agree with your shitty liberal views.