• The morally outraged crew are really clutching at straws with this one.

    Indeed - It's getting pretty bad!

    As the official representative of the Morally Outraged Crew (Straw Clutching Division), I'll be sure to raise your concerns at the next monthly local chapter committee meeting.

    We'll also be knitting yurts made from muesli and papier maché made from pages of the Guardian and tears of middle class guilt.

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