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Top lols tonight. As ever, Pisti manages to make this about Liverpool.

The love that dare not speak its name.

Well Gerrard has been wank both games and Henderson is no international player....as for Johnson

So Italy need to win all their games and we have to spank Costa Rica and have a better goal difference than Uruguay... And we're through!

easy peasy

World cup is ours already.

we are gonna win it!

They subbed him just as he was coming up

Balotelli's tweet....LOL

Did he just say tamagochi?

His name is Suarez, he wears the famous Red
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
When he scores a volley or when he scores a head
I just cant get enough, I just can't get enough
He scores a goal and the Kop go wild
And I just can't seem to get enough Suarez
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Luis Suarez!

we've still got a chance
COME ON ENGLAND

jajaja en tus sueños!

So... That went well.

Did he just say tamagochi?

I think he just said pananopalopanapanopalapadoplous.

Normal life continues. The Ladbroke Grove pub casuals carry on trying to pull women through their slurs and Greece still need banning from international sport of all kinds.

Fuck me England - played two, lost the pair. 100% self-harm record.

C'mon Liverp... England!

I'll just leave this here:
http://nationalreport.net/netherlands-continue-world-cup-despite-doping-scandal/

Del Bosque should probably stfu though.

Second comment down:

Aren’t you forgetting that the Netherlands are still vice worldchampion?

Oh America.

Must be this guy: https://twitter.com/usasoccerguy

Happily predicted a 2 -1 win for Uruguay and won over 200 quid from a £12 punt. No offence, it's only business :)

2-1 England out. Shit game. Much hand wringing.

Boom

Gary lineker just said "I swear down"

Shame the pundits will never fault stevie g's performance .

Lampard should have been captain and we all know it

Everyone was doge egg tonight, every man jack one of them

Suarez looked alright.