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Don't smile at anyone or anything, or be friendly in any way.
Watch for deer.
Expect to be slowed by all the things possible.
Come back with a litany of excuses.
Try and work on the corner near the star and garter and never really nail it.
Swear you'll never ride there again.
Argue with the potholes.
Don't drink enough because its only an hour.
Ride slowly home or to the nearest coffee shop in a funk because you're not as quick as you'd like to be.
Pick one of the above.
Or ride into the countryside and enjoy variety.
In the south, rule number 1 still applies for some reason.