Ways not to lock your bike

Try explaining to someone why you are laughing so much after reading that. Become office weirdo.

Yesterday was the first time I've had to lock my bike outside of the office, some new senior boss so not allowed to keep my bike inside. Double locked, double checked and off I went. Went to unlock it last night can't get the back lock off. Turns out even though I'd put the lock on I had attached locked it. Class

^^^^ so close though

this one on the street outside a primary school in mayfair

QR front wheel locked to bike stand. Rear wheel and frame locked only to blind faith and trust in the decency of mankind.

hashtag fail :P

Fail...

^ a bit of a bike stand design fail as well

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^ a bit of a bike stand design fail as well

its a hand rail, not a bike stand

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For, reasons?

Owner education how am i supposed to write them a little note about the dangers of poor security if I don't know where to find the bike?

Dibs if you decide to sell it on.

I know they probably nipped into sports direct for a new set of lights, but this wouldn't take long...

I like how the tail light is obscured by the weird mudguard type thing.

Actually, no, that's really stupid.

genius

this thread makes me cry a little

Shocking use of cheapo locks

Three saddles, two bikes..

^^Nice try, though

Three saddles, two bikes..

One cup?

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Unbefuckinglieveable

Spotted in Camberwell this morning... Not sure of the relevant thread, but I liked it...

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Wtf

Maybe it becomes a butterfly after a couple of weeks? Yep, that must be it.

Hah that's pretty cool, it's either Camberwell College of Arts or just someone playing a cruel trick lol