Tell us about your weekend ride

Sunday ride. I overtook some guy on a roadbike and in club kit, saying 'hello' as usual. He replies 'hi'. He then re-takes me on a short hill obvs pushing a bit, so I push on and close the gap and then go past again on a long drag, to which he looks angrily at me shouting 'stay behind!'.

Malevolent inferiority complex. Shifting down as you passed as he shifted up to compete destroyed his will. The more you sped away your effortless buttocks mocked his clenched. He's not slept since and has swapped all that bike's components for the more fancy. His family are starving. One day you'll meet again. His gritted jaw will make sure of it.