Is the London fixie dead?

I'm retired. And I definitely didn't cock about on a fucking chopper with a davey crocket hat on, and a ginger beard wafting around a vintage camera the size of a suitcase around my neck.

'jus sayin'

Every fucking crit he brought out the same photo, which was that of a cumshot on his doris's stomach, taken in black and white. Frankly, i was more impressed that he'd even got a bird let alone that he thought his streak of jizz was worthy of the attention of a whole class of people but what the fuck do I know...

I knew I should have gone to art school.