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Yep. At 3-1 i was considering analysis. At 4-1 i was laughing too much. At 5-1 it was all i could do not to choke to death

I sat in a boozer with the missus and there were some seriously worked up people in there.

Quite a few of them "did a Spuds" and fucked off at 3-1.

@pisti - Alan Irvine?

Lol. Rob Kelly as assistant too. Lolol.

@pisti - Alan Irvine?

Cheap-staking on Sherwood's contract offer - Down, down, they're going down...

@pisti - Alan Irvine?

Yeah just saw that

Nice bloke, and was a good assistant for Moyes(when he knew what he was doing)
Was well respected at the club by the players and staff BUT not sure how he'll get on as a Manager in The Prem as he seemed to nause up his times at Preston and Sheff Weds

Just got back from Italy(shame I'm not there for tonight)

They don't hold much hope - not cos they fear us but because they think they're shit too

On a side note, sat next to a lovely old boy on the flight back, retired in his 70s, had been on a walking trip in Tuscany...we had a good chat about the game and our prospects

He was from Carshalton and very well spoken, 3 guesses who his team was??

I'm Italian and I have tons of hope!!!! And all I want is the head of Roy!! and followers..

Buffon is out. SHIT!!

Balotelli needs to be in by two!!

Cassano loves what Mario doesn't...

Oh Christ, Marcom's back...

Alan who!?

FFS.

England team - Hart, Johnson, Cahill, Jagielka, Baines, Henderson, Gerrard, Sterling, Welbeck, Rooney, Sturridge

Oh Christ, Marcom's back...

If he is he has a better translation engine.

England team - Hart, Johnson, Cahill, Jagielka, Baines, Henderson, Gerrard, Sterling, Welbeck, Rooney, Sturridge

A very attack minded team. Gerrard and Henderson will have to be at thr very top of their games to ensure we don't get overwhelmed in midfield. Nice to see a brave selection from Roy.

Johnson, Henderson, Wellbeck

*farts in cup, inhales

Johnson has been very poor of late. Henderson is very fit I have no problems there. Welbeck is a bit hot and cold. We shall see

Well that's chucked the cat in. Let's hope he brings on Suarez and he breaks down so he's nice and fresh for next season

Yeah, let's hope.

This Campbell guy is pretty good. Did I hear he's an Arsenal player?

We're going to take the Italians tonight.

Balotelli to get sent off.

Rooney to clobber a hat-trick.

2-0 to England.

This Campbell guy is pretty good. Did I hear he's an Arsenal player?

Squad yes, never played if those ITV belms have their jibberish correct.

We're going to take the Italians tonight.

Balotelli to get sent off.

Rooney to clobber a hat-trick.

2-0 to England.

That's some good shit you're smoking. May I suggest in future that wearing a hat when it's sunny could help prevent such comments.

He is so white and so blonde that the sun for him counts as double too.