The utter pointlessness of football is only surpassed by actually leaving the house to watch it on a slightly different sized television with a bunch of pissed-up wankers getting in the way and spilling beer on you :-)
*"Tester, giving you advice you didn't even know you needed, Since 1973*™"
*"Tester, giving you advice you didn't even know you needed, Since 1973*™"