Any question answered...

So I'm going to E&C to watch the game tonight, my transportation options are:

0. Stay at home

1. Get mugged on the 176 back to penge
   
2. Get my bicycle stolen while riding back (but can be safely ensconced in a house during)
   
3. Get my new, shitty chinese, motorbike stolen while parked (but faster and bigger for actual moving)
   

ftfy

The utter pointlessness of football is only surpassed by actually leaving the house to watch it on a slightly different sized television with a bunch of pissed-up wankers getting in the way and spilling beer on you :-)