• Coming along Hackney Road on my way home from work tonight, busy traffic and plenty of cyclists all over the road.

    I'm riding along the inside of the traffic, close to the kerb (at a reasonable speed) when suddenly some girl with a gold helmet pulls out in front of me and starts crawling along at a snails pace.

    As a result I slow to almost a stop and as I manage to move around her I notice she's on her fucking phone texting someone completely oblivious to the fact she nearly caused a 15 bike pile up. Muppet.

    Palm-down slap mans phone

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    It's the doozy texting bastard version of ripping someone's car keys and dropping them in the back of a rubbish lorry

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