Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Two hear attacks before the age of 30. He should probably stay away from the bugle.

Allegedly threw a stripper of his roof? There is a video of him doing it!

so there is.

Instagram's Biggest Playboy Dan Bilzerian Throws Porn Star Off Roof [VIDEO] - YouTube

Still, she appeared to be OK with it.

Have you seen the lawyer's letter? hilarious.

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He did tell her not to hold onto him...

Pedant: Spider has 8 legs, but I can see this working on some people I know...

ha! a cry for help if ever there was one.

that is a repost from danbilzerian's account

see here: http://instagram.com/p/nOhTjgoDjD/

biggest 'playa' (read: wanker) on Instagram, the guy who allegedly threw a stripper off a roof

WTF is with this guy? How?

loads of money, no normal priorities.

lack of morals and empathy with his fellow human, childhood filled with dark terrifying memories probably

or a lottery winner

The Adam & Joe Show must have paid well...

Pedant: Spider has 8 legs, but I can see this working on some people I know...

Maybe the drawer hasn't finished it! Ahhhhhhh, didn't think of that did you!

What, before the paparazzi rushed in?

Did the artist ever claim it was a spider?

Maybe he's going for sth. like this?

is that a goatse?

Haha I saw that too

Can't unsee

I like that you went to the effort of creating that but couldn't fully type "something"

I like that you went to the effort of creating that but couldn't fully type "something"

I appreciate that you took the time pointing this out!

"He is the son of Wall Street corporate take-over specialist Paul Bilzerian"

ahhhhh

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3626447/

To be honest I am a touch jealous... would not turndown extreme wealth.