Football

Have we finally got rid of that Fukka-Pies band? I can put up with hype/disappointment cycle, the wank performances against the minnows of world football, the flattering to deceive, the penalty shoot-outs, all the bullshit that goes with En-ger-land, but if I have to have it all accompanied but the great fucking escape played half speed and out of tune then I will... I will...

Yeah I will probably watch it anyway, might turn the sound down tho.

Why the fuck are you all watching it with the sound on?

sound down, radio 5 on, you can hear into the future, then watch it happen live on tv

Unless it's Alan Green, in which case I'd listen with the sound off.

Listen to radio 5 with the sound off, not tried that one.

Proof I know nothing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-27699398#003041025014090071068087099105100

As if we didn't know it any way, Hodgson has just confirmed 100% that he hasn't got a fuckin clue what he's doing:

*England manager Roy Hodgson has told Ross Barkley that he must make better decisions on the pitch following the 2-2 draw with Ecuador.

Despite suggesting that Barkley continues to be in contention for a starting place at the World Cup, Hodgson claims that it was unfair for so much attention to be given to the Everton attacking midfielder's display.

"I will be prepared to start any of the players in any game, but I'm not prepared to address your obsession with Ross Barkley," the England Manager said.

"If he's going to be the player we want him to be, he has to make better decisions when he turns with the ball.

"That's not a criticism, but there were other performances out there today. [Alex] Oxlade-Chamberlain and Phil Jones were outstanding, as was Jack Wilshere in the middle of the park, while Rickie Lambert scored a magnificent goal."*

I must've gone for a shit when I missed the outstanding performances of Wilshere and Jones??

Yeah, cos it's his job to tell the truth...

Nope, he'll say whatever is best for the team.

To Barkley he'll want keep him grounded, and avoid media hype.

For the others, a bit of praise can go a long way to motivating them.

indeed, imagine if hodgson had said Wilshere had a shit game, Jones is shit too and only in the squad cause there are no better options and Barkley is the best player around and deserves better than to play in a squad full of such average overrated players...

#managementthePistiway

Fabregas - do not want at Chelsea.

#kthxbye

Hai

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Er, where have all the plastic scousers gone?

Getttin laid?

sorry but someone had to do it

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/05/how-chelsea-might-park-the-bus-next-season-with-cesc-fabregas-and-diego-costa-4751291/

So Arsenal appear to have rejected the chance of signing Cesc, in full knowledge that Citeh and Chelsea have bid for him.
Fucking moronic and ridiculous. He is a better player than anyone at Arsenal. Once again a shite piling cluster fuck is happening. Luckily we gave Wenger 3 more years and Gazidis/Kroenke show zero signs of fucking off.

Fantastic.

sound down, radio 5 on, you can hear into the future, then watch it happen live on tv

Rebel with a (DAB with a) pause.

#synced

Back to club football:

Pretty sure we didn't pay £29.8m for will.i.an... Did we?

Thought so, it was £32m...

http://www.transferleague.co.uk/premiership-transfers/chelsea-transfers.html

So Arsenal appear to have rejected the chance of signing Cesc, in full knowledge that Citeh and Chelsea have bid for him.
Fucking moronic and ridiculous. He is a better player than anyone at Arsenal. Once again a shite piling cluster fuck is happening. Luckily we gave Wenger 3 more years and Gazidis/Kroenke show zero signs of fucking off.

Fantastic.

From the outside it looks a fucking dumb (non) move. Maureen never rate ozil, you buy him. He rates Cesc and you let him go?!

@Joe: Willian is like Toure at Barca; a much better player than we all get to see.

You'd have been getting a top drawer player for £25-£30M. Where else can you get what he has for that money??

Fest, I love Willian! I think he was a fantastic signing...

^

#Stilljelly

indeed, imagine if hodgson had said Wilshere had a shit game, Jones is shit too and only in the squad cause there are no better options and Barkley is the best player around and deserves better than to play in a squad full of such average overrated players...

#managementthePistiway

Dont forget:
"...and You can bring your dinner."

So Arsenal appear to have rejected the chance of signing Cesc, in full knowledge that Citeh and Chelsea have bid for him.
Fucking moronic and ridiculous. He is a better player than anyone at Arsenal. Once again a shite piling cluster fuck is happening. Luckily we gave Wenger 3 more years and Gazidis/Kroenke show zero signs of fucking off.

Fantastic.

i think the only news is that Cesc is available. It makes little sense for him to move until after the world cup. He likes playing creative, clever football and has had a turbulent time with Maureen. Last week the press had Cesc at United, this week its Chelsea.

I think he might end up at Bayern or somewhere.

Though if im wrong and he goes to chelsea i will fucking cry. He has Arsenal DNA

Chelsea fans are lining up to pull the trigger if he's in a blue shirt next session... Rafa pt.2...

PS My old mate that scouted him for you lot, Francis Cagigao, is a true blue... Used to go to the Bridge with him and his big brother when we were nippers... Hmm, coincidence?

Me and him used to practice our free kicks for hours and hours... Right little prima donna, he hated losing... Glad to see him doing so well for himself, his playing career didn't really take off...
#csb

bet hes envious of yours though...

Who wouldn't be, Ben, who wouldn't?!?