Functional bikes. Not Porn not Anti

Go to Germany.

Everything they put on their bikes is anti as fuck, and this is coming from me who's not arsed about looks.

Massive adjustable stems set to the highest angle possible
Butterlfy bars
Foam tubing grips
Aluminium balloon frames
Sprung seatposts
Huge padded plastic saddles
Those weird tinted plastic wheel covers that kind of function like an extension of the mudguard

Isn't this just because all Germans are pensioners or something? Hence electro-bikes are massive business over there - there seems to be an electro-bike shop and a hearing aid fitter in every village.

The tinted plastic things are skirt guards.