In the news

... http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/may/29/northern-ireland-chinese-mp-might-leave-province-racist-abuse ...

"Um yeah... so we're loyal to London, not Dublin. Not to the people who live in London of course. Far too many darkies. It's more London as a concept, London as it was in 1910 or something...."

Certainly when they still wore bowler hats.

http://online.wsj.com/articles/drugs-prostitution-add-10-billion-to-u-k-economy-1401378249

Is this not just spin to make people think the tories have done well at that economy thing?

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/celebritynews/question-time-joey-barton-twitter-piers-morgan-ugly-ukip-jokes-bbc-one-9457796.html

would ugly ducklings have been more acceptable?

^ I saw that story - not sexism is it?

And no ugly duckling would not be acceptable - the current political party options are never going to turn into something beautiful.

shit analogy is shit, that's about it.

Is this not just spin to make people think the tories have done well at that economy thing?

It's so Gideon can legitimately claim to be doing something for the economy

Haha, ace. I like the bit where he 'found himself caught up in a murky world', like he had no choice in buying loads of coke at a pro's house, he just stumbled into the flat by accident, then the cash fell out of his pocket

gutted, he must have been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GkcIwY7TsY&feature=youtu.be

ha ha ha !

^^ So utterly perfect it actually makes me hurt inside.

This video should be shown on loop everywhere at all times.

The internet can end now and I will be happy.

This is why I stay away from the countryside:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702

^ Admittedly the arson is bad! but 10 years for nudey poo rolling?

You get less for killing a cyclist etc.

he deserves a pat on the back.

Bullshit.

He cud really hurt someone.

It's good he's been mooved into psychiatric care.

The beef he had with the farmer was unacceptable.

Cow many shit puns are you going to come up with over this?

A moosive amount.

The moo one has been done, we've herd it already, don't milk it.

Nothing wrong with just flopping down in a field on a summers day.

Jim Clark Rally - tragic

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-27651504

Not good. RIP.

TL:DR, this is all that need to be said.

In other news, this happened a half block from my inlaws house: http://abc7news.com/news/subject-of-fbi-raid-in-sf-may-have-had-ricin-stash/87278/

The dude who they are looking for seems like a caricature of a standard SF bro-type. At least if his twitter is to be believed.
https://twitter.com/poliholic