What I just did shouldn't count as shitting myself, because then I couldn't honestly tell friends, family and street folk that I've never shit myself, I would however, just about admit that a tiny nugget of poopy made it's way from my anus, down my shorts and to the pub floor without my permission, I'd say that's a quarter foffa at most, 5/16s on a good day.
What I just did shouldn't count as shitting myself, because then I couldn't honestly tell friends, family and street folk that I've never shit myself, I would however, just about admit that a tiny nugget of poopy made it's way from my anus, down my shorts and to the pub floor without my permission, I'd say that's a quarter foffa at most, 5/16s on a good day.