What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Too much info.
Can someone tell me what to order that will make me look knowledgable, a sophisto, and that tastes good. Preferably something no one has heard of.
If not, something retro that been under the radar that I can nostalgically sip as a reminder of the 80s (Hoffmeister I'm looking at you).

Thanks

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Red Stripe mixed with Blue Nun.

Or, on a more serious note-this is delicious if you can find it: http://adnams.co.uk/beer/our-beers/kostritzer-black-lager/