Someone who I apparently bought weed from once before texts me regularly to inform me that he's "back on fat bags", or he's "got the real cheez in". I'm not sure what the opt out procedure is for drug dealer tele-marketing. The number keeps changing so I have no idea which one of my past dealers it is, or even which city he's from.
You should reply with:
THANK YOU FOR
CONTACTING THE NCA
DRUGS ENFORCEMENT
DEPT. WE WILL RESPOND
IN THE NEXT 24HR YOUR
TICKET NUMBER IS #6826411
You should reply with:
THANK YOU FOR
CONTACTING THE NCA
DRUGS ENFORCEMENT
DEPT. WE WILL RESPOND
IN THE NEXT 24HR YOUR
TICKET NUMBER IS #6826411