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Jaw just got out of the Falcao filming bunfight. No time for extra questions just churn through the ones we've got. Not sure who has the pockets or the ffp disregard to try and sign him.
Just to keep you in the jealousy locker I'm filming with Kaka in Milan next week as well...

Kaka? Have you gone back in time to when he was good?

Kuszczak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

If Derby get promoted then I'm emigrating.

Hopefully you 'do a Liverpool' though.

Emigrate where?
Back to Wales?

And be surrounded by more sheep?

It's a shame you didn't get that last playoff spot, we could have done with an easier game.

If Derby get promoted then I'm emigrating.

Hopefully you 'do a Liverpool' though.

FFS it's italicised!

Libpool in with a £20m bid for Lallana

It's a shame you didn't get that last playoff spot, we could have done with an easier game.

That's exactly why we sabotaged our season.

If you kill yourself, its suicide!!! If you kill someone else, its homicide!!! If you kill loads of people, its genocide!!!! If you haven't won a title in 20 years, its merseyside!!!!!

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Libpool in with a £20m bid for Lallana

I don't think he will leave.
He signed a five year contract a year ago and Bournemouth have a 25% sell on clause.

Shaw I think will though.

Just spent the day filming Iker Casillas in Madrid, with some super excited and emotional fans. There were tears.
About to film with Radamel Falcao, have ten minutes and twenty questions (actually 19) this could end badly...

Im incredibly jealous.

Plenty of noise that Arsenal have reached an agreement with Serge Aurier as Sagna is set to fuck off somewhere else. As well there are rumours that Vela will be coming back to the club for £4million

Where is Sagna going? I was at the Emirates on Sunday (mostly for the free half-time beer) and the fans were doing a lot of singing about wanting him to stay.

In other news; as a Liverpool fan I was incredibly jealous of the seats in the Emirates - they actually have leg room & padded seats! When we re-do Anfield I hope we can get the same quality in, I know the football is better at Anfield but it would be nice to at least be able to have my legs forwards rather than squished to the sides!

Thats the problem with the emirates. There is so much legroom and the seats are so comfy it makes you sit and be quiet.

it saps the atmosphere out of the place and feels like a stadium for obese yanks

Where is Sagna going? I was at the Emirates on Sunday (mostly for the free half-time beer) and the fans were doing a lot of singing about wanting him to stay.

In other news; as a Liverpool fan I was incredibly jealous of the seats in the Emirates - they actually have leg room & padded seats! When we re-do Anfield I hope we can get the same quality in, I know the football is better at Anfield but it would be nice to at least be able to have my legs forwards rather than squished to the sides!

Ah a real Liverpool fan.
#plasticseatsplasticfans

Thats the problem with the emirates. There is so much legroom and the seats are so comfy it makes you sit and be quiet.

it saps the atmosphere out of the place and feels like a stadium for obese yanks

Nope, incorrect.
That is so far down on the list of issues with why the stadium is quiet.
The Allianz arena, Amsterdam Arena and Signul Iduna all have similar seating to Emirates and there atmospheres are immense.

This is one of the main reasons: http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/club-announces-ticket-prices-for-2014/15

And having a stadia with 33% seating for media wankers and corporate helmets.

n.b I work in media and sit in Club Level

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJafe_gpsps&feature=youtu.be

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/liverpool-regret-leaving-crystal-palace-game-early-to-beat-traffic-2014050886344

BRENDAN Rodgers has admitted that allowing his team to leave Selhurst Park after 79 minutes to avoid traffic was a mistake.

This is one of the main reasons: http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/club-announces-ticket-prices-for-2014/15

And having a stadia with 33% seating for media wankers and corporate helmets.

n.b I work in media and sit in Club Level

I've been there to watch a few games with clients etc and always been amazed how few people actually bother watching the second half. Everyone else is just getting sloshed on the shit wine in one of those box/cupboards. It's pretty sad really.

. As well there are rumours that Vela will be coming back to the club for £4million

Where the fuck is the rofl copter when you need one?!

I agree on the effeminates being too comfortable. The seats are huge and there is just too much space. It feels too comfortable for a football ground. It's very American in a way. Wembley is the same.

Carlos Vela has been doing great for Real Sociedad but I honestly don't think he's cut out for the PL but at €4m for Arsenal it's an absolute bargain and they will always make their money back shouldn't work our for the second time.

retrospective punishment episode II:

Retrospective Punishment: Episode II - Leaders of Men - YouTube

Around the five minute mark there is a clip of arsenal first team training. Some twat that can barely do a proper press up followed by another twat in a yellow kit doing an impersonation of Larry Grayson dribbling a ball with an elephants cock up his arse. Seems relevant what with all the brow beating again over how many foreign players are over 'ere. No fucking wonder. A perfect example of how shit football used to be and how bringing in better quality from around the world has improved professionalism and skill. If english players ant getting a chance it's because they are not good enough and need to lower their wage demands.

I just thought arsenal might try to finish third next season and tailor their transfer policy accordingly