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Yeah, that kind of behaviour is more common in the provinces. Big country lads who are too used to beating livestock and forget that they need to show restraint while in public.

Meh. Strictly speaking its still on the Pitch. So not 'afters'.

Last time I was head butted, I apologised in the tunnel for the incident. Cheeker fecker simply accepted.

Just Evil...
The system stinks. Nothing about job creation or upskilling, all about demonising those, the majority of which through no fault of their own, who find themselves unemployed for the first time in their lives.

Must spread rep etc..

What's going on in Ukraine is sickening.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/06/ukraine-claims-30-pro-russia-separatists-killed

The Cold War may not be quite back yet, but it looks as if client wars are (if they ever went away). :(

Oliver, we live in the west so are adept at turning a blind eye to localised Russian instability (or whatever the Kremlin are calling this).

We've got a few token sanctions in place which stopped ordinary people from buying groceries for a short while. It's hard to see what else we can do without either starting WWIII or exposing our true impotence for wars against people with proper weapons.

An 11 year old in my form is from the Ukraine and has only lived in the UK since last year. I was impressed by how much he had a grasp of the situation, but it was a bit sad as well, his family live in Lviv and are quite staunchly pro-Ukrainian and he is pretty concerned about how things are going. As we all should be, there's not really a 'best case scenario' that isn't worrying.

In other news, Elliott Smith killed Peaches, the bastard.

The best news today is that Switzerland will in future co-operate with foreign tax authorities in examining bank accounts.

Pakistan's in trouble then.

I worry that this is going to result in some grotesque stories in the future.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27282832

Edit - first comment contains this sentence: "My guess is that with the correct stem cell engineering, this effect can be created without needing to harvest blood from young people."

#nervouslol

Mental doping

you mean there's soon to be another bodily fluid i can possibly sell to support my dru.. er.. children?

hooray!

Can I have my turn for school sports related CSB....

In the first year of secondary school while playing football in PE, a proper match with boots on etc. I was a little gung ho with tackling this chap, basically kicked him really hard in the shins lol. Was not purposefully menacing, just ended up being a lot more painful than intended.

I apologised profusely, volunteered to go off etc.. but this guy was inconsolable. He was actually crying his eyes out and never continued with the game - it didnt look that bad!

I apologised to him for years but he never seemed to get over it. I left the school when I was 14 and then bumped into him and other kids from this school when 16. I was on my bike and this chap asked for a go, me being a friendly trusting sort I said sure. The fucker then raced off into the distance! This was a bike id spent fucking ages building up with painstakingly sourced components. I was so gutted.

I knew the street where this guy lived, the school he went to, the time schedule when he was going to be having exams etc. I told the police and they did fuck all.

Years later I got informed that he got arrested for something else and they cautioned him regarding the bike. Which had been disposed of since.

pwnd

I guess you learned your lesson.

Never play sports.

I've been away for a while. Can someone explain who Nigel Flange is?

Is he anything to do with the bankrupt odious facist cunt whose party all the fools in Broxbourne voted for?

Or is this clown worse?

He's slightly less obvious than the BNP and therefore more acceptable to the huddled masses. They will win quite a few votes from the Tories in the next election at this rate.

Down in Devon a few weekends back, UKIP placards on properties everywhere :|

"Bloody foreigners, coming over here, taking our holiday homes..."

UKIP: Not just any BNP, this is M&S BNP

Down in Devon a few weekends back, UKIP placards on properties everywhere :|

Ugh I had a very unpleasant experience in Torquay last summer.

UKIP: Not just any BNP, this is M&S BNP

must spread rep etc. - stolen!!

Ugh I had a very unpleasant experience in Torquay last summer.

Go on....

"My guess is that with the correct stem cell engineering, this effect can be created without needing to harvest blood from young people."

#nervouslol

Oh, that's alright then. Think I might still buy that crow-bar anyway.

Down in Devon a few weekends back, UKIP placards on properties everywhere :|

'Save our country' UKIP sticker on the back of a white van parked in Cornwall's St. Just the other day. Strange place of separatists. Didn't let it put me off buying another pasty, but I shoved the crust up his exhaust pipe.