Yeah that's great for you but I still have a handicap of 27.
How on earth will I be able to look anyone in the eye at lodge without spending a fortune on golf lessons when the free ones have been taken from me by hordes of salivating, golf-crazy Burundians, Omanis and Curacoans?
Not to mention those golf-crazy South American immigrants:
Not to mention those golf-crazy South American immigrants:
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/worlds-largest-rodent-the-argentinian-capybara-spotted-on-essex-golf-course-9325232.html
They respect no borders.